I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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