But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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