How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
