Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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