Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My feet surprised me
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