did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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