I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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