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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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