As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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