So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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