she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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