I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Come on in and take your pants off
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