i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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