He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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