ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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