SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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