Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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