I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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