normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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