Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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