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I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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