I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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