Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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