Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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