Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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