I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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