I hate all girls vehemently.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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