I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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