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(905): View more from Toronto

I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it

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(816): View more from Missouri

If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.

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(641): View more from Iowa

are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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ebdebdebdebd

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wow

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(516): View more from New York

She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.

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(718): View more from New York

He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl

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(317): View more from Indiana

Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.

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