I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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