talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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