Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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