I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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