3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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