Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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