I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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