i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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