So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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