Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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