quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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