whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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