we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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