now i know why i became what i already was.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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