I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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