this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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