haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
"it" just moved
Sponge bath it is.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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