so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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