Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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