I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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