do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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