sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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