I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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