Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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