You really coming over, don't trick.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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