i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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