Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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