it wasn't lemon gatorade
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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